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Bro hoe

A dude your boyfriend likes to hang out with more than you. They play video games together for hours a day and have more inside jokes than you will ever know or understand. Basically a guy that is dating your boyfriend.
Friend: Where's your boyfriend?
You: Hanging out with his bro hoe playing Tarkov.
by quieromuchotacobell August 28, 2020
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Ur bro a hoe

Derogatory phrase used to completely shut down a roasting battle. Stemming from the classic ur mom gay and other similar phrases.
Ryan: Ur mom gay
Kevin: Ur dad lesbian
Josh: Ur bro a hoe
by crustmeister May 11, 2018
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bro hoe

Michelle Wookey
Michelle is such a bro hoe.
by lovaaaabro October 18, 2008
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Bro Hoe

A male figure who is a hoe but also a bro, about ~5’11 ~white ~plays baseball at a private school ~preachers son ~wears speares ~jeans ~and Has so many female friends you think he’s gay but he’s not
Yo, he’s such a bro hoe.
by Yum-Yum-sauce March 24, 2019
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Bros before hoes

(Brose before hoes) the word means to never let a women take u away from ur freinds or hoes or a bro is always there for u never leaves u bit then a hoes comes along and ruins every thing see if ur girl says she is going to stay the night at a freind house u leave it be then the next morning u call all of her freind they say no she didn't stay at my house then if u go out to spend the night at a freinds house the next morning she will ask are u cheating on me,are u done with me,did u sleep with someone else,I'm leaving u,no u are probably gonna sleep with someone else
Freind:bros before hoes man
You: why do u say that

Freind:because my girl dumbed my ass
You:ya thats y u never leave ur freinds or a girl
by YEET5454 March 27, 2022
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Bros before hoes

The thought that first started morality when in prehistoric times a guy first thought , " bros before hoes".
Guy 1 : What do you think about her?
But 2 : bros before hoes.
by Bro 2012 December 27, 2021
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Bros before hoes

This is when a guy decides to hang out with his friends rather than a girl. It's not personal it's just a choice.
Charle: hey Mike, do u wanna hang out later?
Mary: Wanna come over later Mike?
Mike: Sorry Mary, Bros before hoes.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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