by Bristy March 9, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. A football team in Bristol, England commonly known for playing terrible football in the championship and disappointing their fans. Also well known for having the fastest football player to ever play: Chris Martin.
Skinhead 1: “Bristol City are so shit why do I pay to watch this shite”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
Skinhead 2: “At least Massengo has massive hair”
Skinhead 1: “Yeah I guess, do you want to go and do cocaine in the cubical?”
Skinhead 2: “yeah have you got the bag or has Al got it?”
by StonesSZN on twitter April 11, 2022
Get the Bristol Citymug. A person that isn’t popular but is well known. They are very into sports. They’re looks are jaw dropping and when they smile your stomach is filled with butterfly’s. When they text you first it makes your heart skip a beat. Over all one of the sweetest people.
by anonymous May 23, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol Herschel Hawkstone was born in 1988 in Vancouver, WA to an Orthodox Jewish family. His father died in a car "accident" when he was 6 and he moved to Reno with his mother afterwards. He became a trapeze artist at age 16 and was married the same year. He fathered 5 children who were all mysteriously murdered. He served 6 months in supermax prison before escaping. The international civil defense agency recruited him after looking into his crime and proving his innocence.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
He then became a spy for these United States, and completed every assignment as a "National man of mystery", former gigolo, and true American hero. Through the years he accrued a remarkable number of accomplishments, awards, achievements, and even jumped over a shark once.
In recent years, Bristol has become a timeless legend. A real down to earth, salt of the wound kind of patriot. All of his extracurriculars and his most recent adventure can be read about in his own book entitled; "not without my dr. Pepper." It can be purchased in digital form for $56.75 on Amazon probably.
by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 26, 2024
Get the Bristol Hawkstonemug. Bristol is just the sweetest person you will meet. She's the most gorgeous girl to ever walk the earth it just takes time to see it. And she is also the most heartwarming girl and if you get a chance with her you might be the luckiest guy on the planet. She is so accepting and shy at first but once you get to know her she'll be the girl of your dreams. So don't second guess yourself just go and ask her the question and it will make you the happiest person on the planet.
boy 1: (staring at Bristol)
boy 2: Looks like someone has a crush.
boy 1: *blushes* What?! No, I don't?!
boy 1: (Looks back at Bristol thinking she's the most beautiful girl)
boy 2: Looks like someone has a crush.
boy 1: *blushes* What?! No, I don't?!
boy 1: (Looks back at Bristol thinking she's the most beautiful girl)
by Billynylle May 21, 2022
Get the Bristolmug. Bristol is a steal your girl type of guy who is most likely tall,strong,cute,and smart.Bristol's most of the time play football and box.If you happen to find a Bristol in your life you should try to make friends he might seem shy at first but is a funny guy after all.
by hit_or_miss_27 May 5, 2019
Get the bristolmug. A amazing.awesome girl that do anything to be perfect for her family but at heart shes, way more,shes funny,pretty,smart.. And much more.
by bob ross is not ded March 15, 2021
Get the Bristolmug.