Brenden Kohut Syndrome

A condition characterized by the persistent need to clear the throat repeatedly, despite the absence of any physical obstruction or medical cause, such as mucus, infection, or foreign bodies. This behavior may become habitual or compulsive and can be triggered by stress, anxiety, or other emotional factors.

Fuck man, I keep having to clear my throat. It's the Brenden Kohut Syndrome.

by YodelingPickle December 9, 2024

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Brenden

An Eboy who enjoys making others suffer. He spends his time gaslighting innocent women on the internet. He is manipulative and hurts the people who love him. He spreads lies about his friends and ruins their reputation by saying they have a prom addiction. He is a closeted furry and most likely a homosexual. His favorite pastime is to lock women in his basement and feed them old, rotten meat. He is sadistic and has a foot fetish. Despite all this bad characteristics we still all love Brenden.

Ew you like feet? Are you a Brenden??

“Rio has a porn addiction” - something a Brenden would say

by Rio_therizzler May 21, 2023

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finley and brenden

this is the best couple in the world you can’t break them up. it don’t matter how hard you try there always together forever.

finley and brenden are such a cute couple

by thickbitch69420 April 2, 2023

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Brenden

A thick bitch with a hell of a cock, I would rate it a 11/10 on size and girth. he is a pimp and not a simp, except for when it comes to valorant.

Source: My boy Brenden is him

Person one: did you see brenden today in those sweatpants?

person two: yeah, I can see his gigantic 3rd leg

by RicardoAlejandroRodriguez February 6, 2023

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Brenden

Brenden is a funny guy who has dark brown hair and has matching brown eyes. He is a few inches taller than you and is always looking at you from across the classroom. He will always be making people laugh. He never skips class or is late which is pretty surprising. He wears miss matched outfits but it’s ok since he’s a teenage boy. Brenden is a person I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Person 1: wow who’s that sweet and funny guy?

Person 2: it’s Brenden!

by Queenluv3r6000 February 7, 2023

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