Brayden

Usually a bearded figure with glasses. He is smart yet is often referred to as the lumberjack man. He wears furry shoes that repel water.

Brayden's furry shoes combined with his lumberjack powers scared away the bear.

by DaYahoo July 14, 2015

Brayden

Dear Brayden gay, once dated a 12 year old, fucking slut that has small as balls, #circumcisedgone wrong 😜 -from ur bestie amber

Brayden has a very mad, stupid, gay, unhealthy obsession with Conner

by hotgilf April 29, 2022

Brayden

Brayden is the name of one of the sweetest guys you'll probably ever meet. Naturally brown hair and blue eyes, and the loveliest dimples you'll ever see. They always try their best to be kind to you, unless you treat them poorly. They can be brutally honest at times, but it's nice to have someone who will keep it real with you the way they do. They're always very passionate about what they enjoy and will never hesitate to tell you all about it. They're the sweetest in the world and you would be lucky to be able to call them yours. They treat you with so much respect and will devote themselves to you and make sure you're always happy. They can have slight anger issues at times, but only when they get very upset. If you're around a Brayden, you'll know that they have the best sense of humor and have you cracking up for hours. They're very loving and sometimes tend to fall hard for those they develop feelings for. Overall, Braydens are some of the best people you'll ever meet.

Alice: "Hey, have you talked to Brayden?"

Leila: "Yes! he's so kind, I really liked talking to him."

Alice: "Me too :) I hope I can get closer to him, he's amazing.

by panicaddict25 October 5, 2020

Brayden

A bitch ass satanist who will never smash.

People with this name will never smash

P1: Man Brayden took my cat yesterday

P2: did he eat it?
P1: I think so

by Salvatore November 22, 2018

Brayden

A thin as toothpicks no good piece of trash

I once saw this person, he was frail, stupid, and probably worthless so I called him a Brayden

by deep fried and then boiled cat April 22, 2019

Brayden

Your shitty, run of the mill "The North Face" wearing boy, who has a haircut that screams "Teen Beach Movie."

Hey Dude, me and Brayden are going surfing by the beach, dude wanna come. That'd be like totally tubular if you did.

by ChickenWangzzz November 19, 2019

Brayden

He's a kid with no friends and has a tiny dick so if you see a brayden just run for your life before he rapes you

Ahhhhh it's a brayden runnnnnnn

by Lil Cliffy May 2, 2018