tap the Blackberry

SEX.

"Dude, I'm gonna tap the Blackberry."

"Is that what the cool kids are calling it these days?"

by Gearbox78 August 25, 2009

Blackberry

A stonk that goes to the moon

Person 1: Hello, I would like to purchase 32k of Blackberry

Person 2: Stonk go brrr

by Morgan is a freeman June 7, 2021

Dirty blackberry

When an inmate smuggles a phone into jail with their butthole. Can also be when someone sucks a clit until it turns purple.

I smuggled a dirty blackberry into our cell if you want to borrow it.

by Aj725 February 25, 2022

Blackberry Rosebottom

When you get ass bruises from Anal Foreplay.

Did you hear ehat happened to Mike in prison? He totally got a Blackberry Rosebottom!

by WaxMyBalls March 7, 2017

In his BlackBerry

Variation on "in his cups" (i.e. inebriated): someone so concentrated/"zoned" on whatever message(s) coming forth from his/her BlackBerry/iPhone/Android device that literally everything else surrounding them (non-virtually-speaking) is reduced to literal background noise. Commonly encountered on the street, on public transport, or even in a bar.

Bill: Hey, Roger...Roger? Earth to Roger?

Roger: Um...yeah?

George: Never mind Rog, he's in his BlackBerry again.

by BWB July 12, 2010

Blackberry Jam

When a black man splooges on a (typically white) female, and she uses the fluids for spreading on toast

“I accidentally ate a blackberry jam sandwhich that Terry made last night, it was so gross!”

by CowboyBeBallz April 6, 2018

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.

Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

by Twiggybloke February 23, 2011