Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023

Belgium Tower

Similar to a Dutch Oven and a Belgium Chimney, however, the act is performed during intercourse while farting and your partner is on top followed by pulling blankets over both.

I ate chicken vindaloo before my last hook-up and totally gave that broad a Belgium Tower!

by PT40 March 09, 2023

belgium pancake

Your ass is so fat that you got to use panorama to get the whole thing in a photo

Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute

by Flaming jay March 09, 2015

belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a

Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!

by The lowercase G November 21, 2017

belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 02, 2024

Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021