Belgium technocracy

Where a country has no leader or government for a period of time, operating by the old government's rules and continuing as usual. This normally doesn't work for very long, as the lack of government means that core features that a government brings cannot proceed until a new one forms to take its place. It's called a “Belgium technocracy” as a joke about Belgium breaking its own record for days without government for 592 days.

Maybe it might've been a better idea to just have a Belgium technocracy than this.

by DerpyDerp80 November 25, 2021

Belgium

A perfectly innocent if slightly dull European country

Belgium seems like a Belgium to me.

by Moosemilkowen June 12, 2022

Belgium

Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus

It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War

It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries

There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government

They hold a world record of 541 days with no government

American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!

French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh

by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024

belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

Belgium

Belgium is a country in Europe between France and Germany. Belgium is known to be a country with a lot of stereotypes such as "Belgium only makes French Fries and mussels." or "Belgium isn't real." As this definition is written, the current prime minister is Alexander De Croo. The king of the country is Philippe 1st from Belgium, but soon enough, his daughter Elizabeth will become Queen Elizabeth 1st from Belgium.

Belgium is known to have some food specialities such as Belgian chocolate, French fries, mussels, waffles, and Abbey beer.

Person 1: I went to Brussels this week.

Person 2: Where's Brussels.

Person 1: In Belgium.

by SlammerGaming0 November 12, 2023