Beef Curtains

The Two labias covering the female vagina
(the big saggy parts that look like cheeks)

"Look bob! god that woman has saggy beef curtains!"

by Hayley is the sex July 6, 2006

beef curtains

Sloppy vagina.

Dom Panetta orders tabasco sauce on the side when he gets sticky with beef curtains.

by 3rddd-floor-quad March 7, 2009

Rost Beef Curtan

The outer labia of a well-endowed chick, otherwise known as a Meat Drape.

Check out her roast beef curtan

by Mikus February 6, 2003

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

roast beef curtains

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.

I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.

by wackjack9 March 12, 2009

red raw beef curtains

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

by Evie June 2, 2004

beef curtains

see the definition of piss flaps

That chicks beef curtains are all streched and shit

by angelus_maximus February 15, 2004