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Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
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crash basket

Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!
When Terrance did that backflip off the bed, his foot went right in my crash basket!
by Felicia and Rogue Boner June 6, 2018
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magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.
Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.
by CancelForbat May 4, 2014
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Boomer Basket

From 2005 to 2008 Chrysler offered the PT Cruiser in a convertible form. Much like the Bitch Basket (the Volkswagen Cabriolet), it has a structural bar across the center of the vehicle resembling the hoop-handle of a picnic basket, thus making the PT Cruiser a basket for carrying boomers.
It's a nice day out so my parents are going to put the top down in the boomer basket and go to Chili's.
by Guyon December 9, 2022
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Milk Basket

A Milk Basket is a reliable gimmick that men use to help them get laid.
A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.
by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019
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Fisherman’s basket

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.
She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket
by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017
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social basket

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.
"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire
by Norton15890 May 15, 2016
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