trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.
Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.
by BikesBeerBob June 02, 2022
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Air burglar

A person who takes more air than they are worth.
Step up and do your job!! Do not be an air burglar!!
by 68nthensome January 24, 2019
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Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.
After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.
by Nolan Smart December 04, 2005
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Turd Burglar

One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites.
Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.
by PurebredGamer March 25, 2007
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cat burglar

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.
Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar
by bubba July 09, 2004
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Shit Burglar

Pronunciation: Shit Ber-Gler
Function: noun

1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.

See: Bardi
"What a shit burglar, i fucking hate Bardi!"
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turd burglar

A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance
Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.
by Craig Murphy June 02, 2005
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