Bend A Fresh One

Bending a fresh one is a remark you give to someone when they are pissing you off.

Telling them to bend a fresh one means to take a fresh dump.

by ChrisChaffey August 25, 2006

Bend send

When you spread that your mate is gay with the intention of causing genuinely gay people to hit on him.

"Hey gorgeous... I like my twinks"
"Oh for fuck's sake! Greg has been bend sending again!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 25, 2010

Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.

I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.

by donwinfred January 19, 2011

bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan

God you got bend a knee

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.

Do you want to bend the finger?

by Fayed May 31, 2018

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019