Lotion Basket

Male Masturbation Technique.

The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).

See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.

"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."

by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

magic basket

The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.

Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.

Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.

by CancelForbat May 4, 2014

queef basket

A variation of the word fart box but is instead referring to the females vagina.

I'm gonna fuckin punch you in the queef basket you bitch!

by Punctualgrammar March 12, 2016

brisket basket

Brisket Basket is a person's downstairs area aka the jewel box aka the treasure box

He will never get into my brisket basket.

by LittleTwinkle34 July 23, 2016

social basket

An introverted person that has no interest in proper relationships with their peers and ends up being isolated for it. This lack of contact can come from emotional, mental or health problems, and often affects an individual's life according to the level of intensity of the disease.

"Social basket cases like you should get along just fine". L.A. Noire

by Norton15890 May 15, 2016

Fisherman’s basket

The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.

She had to go to call an ambulance after receiving a fisherman’s basket

by Sticky Boardshort October 20, 2017

Boomer Basket

From 2005 to 2008 Chrysler offered the PT Cruiser in a convertible form. Much like the Bitch Basket (the Volkswagen Cabriolet), it has a structural bar across the center of the vehicle resembling the hoop-handle of a picnic basket, thus making the PT Cruiser a basket for carrying boomers.

It's a nice day out so my parents are going to put the top down in the boomer basket and go to Chili's.

by Guyon December 9, 2022