Atomic Ass

Where you have a gigantic butt and everything you sit on is deadly.

Did you see Mrs. Wilson? That bitch has an atomic ass!

by kelly girl September 10, 2009

Atomic wedgie

Giving someone a wedgie, then hooking the underwear on to their head.

I was walking down stairs to the kitchen, and i saw my little sister laying on the floor watching t.v. Her pink hello kitty panties were sticking out of her pants, so I yanked them up over her head,. She screamed really loudly, so I snapped them onto her head and into her mouth to gag her, giving her an atomic wedgie. Then I tickled her until she had peed herself

by yankedpanties January 20, 2014

Atomic Poop

A poop that is so huge that it could wipe out a small country. Its smell shock wave travels for 100 miles in all directions.

"Hey, some guy just took an Atomic Poop in the bathroom."
"Now we can't use it for a week!"

by Poop Talker February 7, 2009

Atomic In the Hood

Like putting someone In the Hood, but after the victim's hood is up, their hoodie strings are pulled until the hood's opening is almost completely closed. If the hood-er is good, they can get the strings tied before the hood-ee breaks free. It is considered the equivalent of an atomic wedgie for the head. The phrase was coined at Centennial Campus Middle in Raleigh, NC back in 2005.

We ambushed Evan after lunch with an atomic in the hood, and how sweet it was.

by Trilly February 6, 2006

Atomic Wedgie

When someone's underwear is pulled up so high it goes over the victims head and over their eyes, and they are blind from the band being in their eyes and in males case ball pushed back.

Mark just got an atomic wedgie. That must hurt!

by basketballshortsmaster June 2, 2018

breaking an atom

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! you mother of oof why did you do that now we all dead because of you. When you are breaking an atom, the you are about to be oofed, because you will you go boom.

When you are breaking an atom, you set off a giant atom bomb, so don't do it.

by I like Obunga January 15, 2019

Atomic scalp

(n.) the cause of extremely ridiculous hair (not just out-of-bed hair) and the prelude to constant snyde remarks and being made fun of. The word comes from the fact that an atom bomb might as well gone off on the victim/persons/clueless idiot trying to be something or someone he or she is NOT's scalp.

Dude, what's up with your atomic scalp?

Fix up your hair or you're going to have an atomic scalp!

by HerIQis105 March 21, 2009