Tennis Arm

The unfornutate condition in which one arm is larger and more heavily muscled than the other. Men claim that this is the result of playing a lot of tennis, but generally the real culprit is vigorous masturbation.

Mom: "if Timmy doesn't stop playing so much Tennis he'll wind up with Tennis Arm"
Dad: "...and if he doesn't start putting a sock on it we're going to have to throw away his bed sheets!"

by squiggular November 27, 2021

ham arms

When a person's arms are so fat it looks like there are hams hanging off of them. Usually a female.

Hey BP...that chick has ham arms.

by R F May 31, 2006

Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much

losers always have huge popeye arms

by dirtybird45 September 12, 2009

chicken arms

Small bi's(bicep) like a chicken.

Bro, Do you even lift? with those chicken arms.

by Lil bebang June 11, 2014

arm & hammer

Cocaine, coke, blow, crack, white powda, rocks, magic rocks etc.

Oh look what came in the mail, a scale and some arm & hammer - Outkast

I got to make a million ... using no flows, just arm & hammer and four o's - Nelly

by Robin Pocket May 9, 2004

baby arm

An extraordinarily large penis

"How the hell did he expect me to fit that baby arm of his into my mouth?!?!"

by Conan Troutman August 8, 2003

Alligator arm

In American football, a would-be pass-receiver's arm extended timidly, less than full length, because he senses a tackler bearing down on him and is not whole-heartedly eager to catch the ball. Usually plural.

"He's open, it's there.... Oh! Off his fingertips, incomplete. He had alligator arms on that one."

by RB Jr. September 10, 2008