Alyssa

A beautiful smexy goose who deserves nothing but the best. She loves talking to people and eating chips. She's not fat but thinks she is
Damn Alyssa is a smexy ass goose
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Alyssa is amazingly beautiful, sexy, very smart and cute. She’s got the whole package. She’s got an old soul and appreciates the little things in life. Alyssa loves adventures even if it’s just to take a stroll down the neighborhood. She’s a hopeless romantic and always appreciates the thought. She can be insecure at times and has problems of her own, but always managed to put in a smile that will light up the room. She’s super helpful and always putting others before her. Family is everything to her. She’s a good girl. But when you’re in the bedroom, I mean damn she will make you squirm. She’s bad. She’s hot. But she also knows the time and place to show that side of her off. If you ever get ahold of Alyssa, trust me. Do not let her go.
Man, that’s Alyssa! The super hot smart girl in our class.

Alyssa is an amazing girl.

That Alyssa is a baddie.
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Alyssa is a short, feisty little person. She hates liars, and will do anything for her friends. She is an eccentric, excitable, and lovable person, you always want to be around her- especially if you're her best friend or her significant other. She loves all things colorful, but fears chickens and bunnies. She had a scarring experience with both animals in her childhood.
"Alyssa is the best hooligan."
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Someone who is funny, shy, but can kill you if you get on her bad side. She will like a person for what they hate about themsleves and will try to make them feel better in any way she can even if the other person ends up being punched or bruised.
Dude 1: Thanks for trying to cheer me up
Alyssa: *Punches because nervous*

Dude 1: What the hecc Alyssa
Alyssa: I hate you bye * trys to run*
by Imclosetoanotherbreakdown November 21, 2018
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the most unusually beautiful human being alive. not much of a sports person although they love painting and art. they’re extremely overprotective over their best friends and boyfriend. the craziest people are the ones who dislike alyssa. there’s barely negatives to an alyssa except for the fact that they have a bad temper so don’t make them mad. but other than that alyssa’s are the best people to date/marry/ or be friends with!
person one- omg that girl is so beautiful

person two- sure is, definitely an alyssa!!
by teeteeee😁 December 22, 2019
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Alyssa is the most sexy person you will ever meet . She is so funny and so beautiful, anyone would be lucky to have her. She is awesome in bed , and if your lucky to date her , keep her cause she will be the best thing that will ever happen to you. Everyone loves Alyssa , even though people talk shit about her she will always bounce back. She is the best person in the universe. No one can tell me she isn’t.
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Usually short with brown hair and usually falls for the wrong guy and they say they dont like you but they still start staring at her even more. Alyssa's are short and loving and country. She dreams of a guy that all of her friends say she shouldn't, she has a hard time getting friends, so if you ever meet an Alyssa, KEEP HER!!
by That__1_ April 14, 2019
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