The branch of mathematics that incorporates all four main branches of mathematics.(AL-gebra-GEOME-try-TRIG-onometry-calc-ULUS) If you are at all involved with AGTC, you are part of an elite group of individuals who are higher than humanity, as AGTC incorporates theorems that explain the universe completely. An example of such a theorem is:
As x approaches the square root of an imaginary number divided by zero to the power of infinity, the corresponding y, z, q, and omega values derive each other's integrals according to the sine and tangent vaules of their triangular mediation, henceforth proving that gravity is caused by flexation of the time-space continuum and that objects that travel in a straight line in space adjacent to a large mass will curve toward the center of the mass because of this flexation, and that the universe will implode when we discover how to travel back in time. This also proves that the universe will be exactly 2,235,756,234,123,679,236,458,001.4738926124368901235 years old at the point that spacetime will rip in half because of dark energy expansion.
Anyone who tries to understand this theorem who isn't an Algeometrigulologist will lose thier mind and die due to nuclear meltdown caused by the spontaneous fission of uranium molecules in the brain because of the rapid firing of neurons using 110% of the brain's mental capacity. Extreme caution should be taken when reading a book on Algeometrigulus.
As x approaches the square root of an imaginary number divided by zero to the power of infinity, the corresponding y, z, q, and omega values derive each other's integrals according to the sine and tangent vaules of their triangular mediation, henceforth proving that gravity is caused by flexation of the time-space continuum and that objects that travel in a straight line in space adjacent to a large mass will curve toward the center of the mass because of this flexation, and that the universe will implode when we discover how to travel back in time. This also proves that the universe will be exactly 2,235,756,234,123,679,236,458,001.4738926124368901235 years old at the point that spacetime will rip in half because of dark energy expansion.
Anyone who tries to understand this theorem who isn't an Algeometrigulologist will lose thier mind and die due to nuclear meltdown caused by the spontaneous fission of uranium molecules in the brain because of the rapid firing of neurons using 110% of the brain's mental capacity. Extreme caution should be taken when reading a book on Algeometrigulus.
Brian: Hey man, did you see that article in Algeometrigulus monthly the other day about the origin of light after the big bang?
Fred: (head asplode)
Brian: ... (understands)
Fred: (dead)
Brian: (head asplode)
Fred: (head asplode)
Brian: ... (understands)
Fred: (dead)
Brian: (head asplode)
by Algeometrigulus October 14, 2010
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An alter, as used as a secondary account, will often pen questionable messages that otherwise disrupt the community or break the forum rules.
The ancestry of the term is derived from "alternate", of which, is often shortened to just "alt".
An alter, as used as a secondary account, will often pen questionable messages that otherwise disrupt the community or break the forum rules.
The ancestry of the term is derived from "alternate", of which, is often shortened to just "alt".
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Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!
"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.
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Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.
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What did you do last night?
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
Me? I just chilled at Espresso Royale to do some reading and see if any cute alternagirls were there.
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Some good alter bridge lyrics are found in the song 'broken wings'.
"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"
"On broken wings I'm falling, and it won't be long. the skin on me is burning, by the fires of the sun"
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Friend 1: Hey! What happened to Cindy? I heard she went home.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
Friend 2: Yea, she was only an alternate so they had better people in line before her. So she didn't get the position she wanted and was turned away.
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