Allan

A man with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Allan walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Allan sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Allans are sex itself.

Did you see that hot mf allan walk in here?

by Keref February 4, 2022

Louri Allan Törni

Lauri Allan Törni (28 May 1919 – 18 October 1965), later known as Larry Alan Thorne, was a Finnish-born soldier who fought under three flags: as a Finnish Army officer in the Winter War and the Continuation War ultimately gaining a rank of captain; as a Waffen-SS captain (under the alias Larry Laine) of the Finnish Volunteer Battalion of the Waffen-SS when he fought the Red Army on the Eastern Front in World War II;3 and as a United States Army Major (under the alias "Larry Thorne") when he served in the U.S. Army Special Forces in the Vietnam War.

Person A: Louri Allan Törni hated the communists so much, he fought in 3 different armies, and 4 different wars against them.

Person B: Yeah, I know! Just The Fat Electrician's video about him.

by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 16, 2024

allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!

allan mercedes slept with you too?! OMG

by for the STREETS September 10, 2020

allan sherwood

Midge Hadley's husband. Played by Michael Cera in the Barbie movie. He's cool.

Allan Sherwood

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover November 21, 2023

Allan

Allan is a fucking pedo ! Brought him near my children and could pull him out the room when he was with them !

I’m going to baby sit, No allan no diddy !

by Ghost Buster 4000 May 30, 2024

Allan

Allan is the type of guy who will lend you their Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3ds version while talking about staring at a light while sneezing. If you're Allan doesn't do this that probably means they are not one of the real ones and hate themselves. I mean, this Allan still hates themselves but at least they own (owned) The 3ds version of Ocarina of Time :/.

"Do you play legend of Zelda?" "No, my name isnt Allan."

by zsdfghjkjhytre December 21, 2021

Allan

Nice and sweet guy who is generally talented and usually good looking, he can go on hours talking about his favorite subject. But be careful, he will kill you out of pure impulse (nothing personal just the voices)

Friend: Hey Allan!
Allan: Hey! *talks about interests with friend*

Allan:.....
Also Allan: *stabs affectionally*

by CockSucker42069_0 December 2, 2022