Adan

The most AMAZING-EST guy ever. He was PERFECT.
He's a funny,adorable,sweet,& he has a little kids voice which is kinda squeaky but its really cute.
O7.19.2O11
:/ <3

"Wow look at Adan. He's PERFECT<3"

by His ex future wife :/ November 6, 2012

Advanced Warfare

The golden turd of all games. Its awesome but shitty. Advanced Warfare is a game full of corner campers and players flying around the map. Also known as the easiest CoD made. This game has tons of overpowered guns and great customization.

Dude 1: Did you get Advanced Warfare?
Dude 2: Yea I love it.

by MtnW33dSkopez March 10, 2015

advanced walk of shame

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.

Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.

by poppin tapioca May 16, 2010

advanced stupid

Advanced stupid is used when something is above and far beyond average stupidity.

Spongebob voice: This isn't your every day ordinary stupid, this is...advanced stupid.

by Smithing Jade April 22, 2016

advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.

Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.

by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016

Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.

Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!

by Recess February 24, 2011

Right side advantage

an excuse for Jackson Merryman to say that he is better than his friends at Nidhogg.
Really he is a bitch ass and can't win a fucking game against the master Simon.

jackson- "Dude that is unfair, there is a right side advantage." Simon-" Just a fucking excuse u use because you can't win."

by Nidhogg King March 28, 2017