accidental suicide

The act of accidentally killing oneself by a mean normally used to commit suicide.

He honestly thought the gun wasn’t loaded when he pulled the trigger. He committed accidental suicide!

by Edram July 8, 2019

accidental environmentalism

The unintentional practice of environmentalism. Doing something that is considered "green" without the goal of being "green." Similar to accidental veganism.

My car is broken down and I had to ride my bike to work today - guess that's my contribution to accidental environmentalism!

by hipsterbeyotch December 3, 2010

Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Accidentally Vegan

A pre-packaged food that was never intended to be vegan by it's creators, but is so artificial that they forgot to put animal products in it.

"Can vegans eat Oreos?"

"Yeah, they're accidentally vegan- thank god."

by S_H_V June 25, 2020

accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

accidental capitalist

A situation where tremendous amounts of money can be made just by capitalizing your personality and ideas. Mark Zuckerburg and Steve Jobs tops the list.

Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

Accidental-hoeing

When someone is accidentally being or acting like a hoe or slut.

“Sally is accidental-hoeing again, and she doesn’t even know it”

by Defining_the_world January 22, 2019