Australia 

It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE

Australia is LITERALLY HELL

Australia by Smoothbrick578 October 9, 2021

Australia 

A place where god dumps his mistakes

You live in Australia

Australia by Horneykneecaps April 22, 2022

Australia 

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"Australia isn't real"

Australia by Me.Toonenstien October 26, 2022

Australia 

A Complete shithole, full of redneck-jock-ignoramus-shithead-morons who have no desire for even the most basic levels of intellegence. I know, i live here. URGH!!!

Me: Kevin Rudd And Brendan nelson Are both conservative shitheads who whitewash us with capitalist lies.

Average Australian: Politics Are for faggets, and Oz Is Da Best. Oi Oi Oi. I hate people who are different from me and my white-middle class existance.

Me: Go die you ignorant Homophobe-Racist-sexist-nationalist mega-xenophobe douche

Australia by No More capitalist whitewashing June 29, 2008

Australia 

The newest name for female genitals, or the region "down under".

"I hear her Australia looks like a lotus flower."

Australia by Dave and Bruce June 19, 2008

australia 

best country at everything, hottest chicks, good surfing, good at sports, good at making movies eg "saw"(FUCK ALL OF YOU HOLLYWOOD PRICKS)good actors (apollogies for Russel Crowe)
for the record, its AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE.. not OZZY nor OSSY..

"woah man, did u see that movie saw?!"
"yeah man i was watching in between punching your grandma in the ovaries and rocking out to john farnem"

australia by yesihatearrogantamericanfucktards July 22, 2008

Australia 

A country whose economic and political growth has been unspeakably retarded due to an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

Australia is not seen as a strong country.

Australia by Ramone Wyman October 29, 2008