A South Korean labour contractor in North Korea. Defends its' operations by claiming that conditions for Hyundai-Asan contracted workers is better than for other people in North Korea. Pays the North Korean government for North Korean labour instead of the actual workers (much like Krupps and German companies paid the Nazi authorities for Jewish labour during World War Two).
North Korean: Before Hyundai Asan came to North Korea, I never had enough tree-bark to eat!
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
Me: Dude, you eat tree-bark? That sucks balls. Kim Jong-il is a dickhead.
by dudeinwales October 24, 2006
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Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people above the ages of 6 or 7 years old, basically.
Most people are by default asantas, although I've met a few who believed well into their high school years!
by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011
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When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 9, 2009
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Girls should be happy to even get acknowledged by this wonderful guy.
All of the girls in school want him but are afraid to say it.
He is also very funny.
A wonderful guy overall.
Girls should be happy to even get acknowledged by this wonderful guy.
All of the girls in school want him but are afraid to say it.
He is also very funny.
A wonderful guy overall.
by 47warrior December 8, 2013
Get the asani mug.A really pretty girl who is super emotional but also very lovely. She quite until she opens up to you. Everyone likes her but she is to scared to talk to anyone so she just listens. She changes aesthetics every month but they are almost the same. She always asks for money or Robuxs, she's really cute.
Person 1. Hey why is Aseanti so quiet
Person 2. Aseanti is quite because she doesn't know you.
Person 1. Oh ok I'm going to go be her friend.
Person 2. Aseanti is quite because she doesn't know you.
Person 1. Oh ok I'm going to go be her friend.
by Unknownhottie November 23, 2021
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Person 1. Who is that?
Person 2. That's Aseanti she's really nice.
Person 1. cool I'm going to go talk to her.
Person 2. That's Aseanti she's really nice.
Person 1. cool I'm going to go talk to her.
by Unknownhottie November 23, 2021
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