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Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.
"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."
by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025
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armenian lesson

Your typical online italki teacher from Russia who claims to have given 104 LESSONS in ARMENIAN. With half of those lessons having a review from a guy called Garik (name can't get more Armenian than that) who is programmed to spam Спасибо большое Марина! After an algorithm of approx. 4~7 days.
Astghik: I gave Garik an Armenian lesson the other day.
David: Did he learn anything?
Astghik: Not really
David: How is he doing anyway?
Astghik: Well Garik is currently making his monthly income by running italki review bots 24/7
by hayeren January 7, 2018
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Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.
When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”
by Phillybiop February 21, 2025
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Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing
"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"
by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025
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Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.
Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
by ChampionAz May 2, 2025
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Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 23, 2020
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Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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