Armenian Highway

The happy trail of a person who is of Armenian ethnicity, usually thicker and more lengthy than your average happy trail.

When my Armenian friend took off his shirt to tan on the beach, a child said “hey mommy look at that guys happy trail!” The mom replied “sweeet that’s not a happy trail, that’s an Armenian highway!”

by Phillybiop February 21, 2025

Armenian Handjob

To give someone a handjob while on a tire-swing

"My girlfriend gave me an Armenian Handjob in her backyard last night"

by dopeshow69420 May 5, 2025

Armenian sentence

Sentence that doesn't make any logical sense and usually full with grammatical mistakes.

+ I school will go probably yesterday
- Dude what was that Armenian sentence?
+ Sorry mate I'm too drunk

by Atmoran Knight September 5, 2021

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

armenian genocide

a mass deportation (the intent) which resulted in 100-300k deaths (not 1.5 million as that even exceeds the population of armenians at the time).

it is NOT a genocide as a genocide is defined as "the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group."

the INTENT was the DEPORT. not kill. doesn't matter what the end result was. the INTENT is the most important part when defining this "genocide".

the turkish government offered to collaborate with armenia on the " armenian genocide" and asked them to reveal hidden infomation about the "armenain genocide" that armenia retains which contains detailed accounts of what actually happened. armenia denied. hmmmm i wonder why.

by arunberted June 17, 2024

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.

I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021