Alaskan Firedragon

A fire breathing dragon from Alaska.

Hey, look at that Alaskan Firedragon flying through the air.

by Socom3.net April 5, 2005

Alaskan Geyser

Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.

Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.

by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011

Alaskan Walrus

Shoot your load into the girls mouth pinch her lips and smack her in the back of the head so it comes out like two tusks

Last night i gave Katrina the Alaskan Walrus she was pissed

by Rosscopicotrain January 8, 2009

alaskan airforce

the mosquitoes in alaska grow very quickly and very large due to the extended hours of daylight,growing large enough that their wings make more of a humming sound instead of the normal buzzing. because of this they are sometimes referred to as the alaskan airforce

its gotta be spring cus the alaskan airforce is in town

by therealdealholyfield February 6, 2015

Alaskan Taco

The Alaskan Taco is rubbing ice/snow on a woman's vaginal parts (all over) while eating a fish taco /taco shell with chili (no judgement of taco choice just those are the best)

While playing Mariah Careys "All I want for Christmas is you" or if that selection is to much then "Baby its cold outside".
IF ATTEMPTING THIS PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FOLLOWING:
Icy Hot
Dry Ice
Fake snow

1.I gave my girl an Alaskan Taco last night and she is still cold.
2.My dick hurts I never should've tried the Alaskan Taco maybe icy hot wasn't a good replacement.

by YoImBlack1591 December 21, 2017

Alaskan Landpipe

The Alaskan Landpipe is performed by shitting directly in to a condom and freezing it overnight. This action is typically followed by either shoving up an unsuspecting person's ass or eating it.

Guy1: Hey, what is that thing that you did with your shit and that condom?
Guy2: Oh, that was the Alaskan Landpipe!

by Lt. Gyako May 10, 2021

alaskan mudflap

The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.

Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.

Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole

by Rise and grind it's anal time May 18, 2017