affair with santa

when your friends nan has an affair with santa.
my nan had an affair with santa last night.
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peach affair

A peach affair is an illicit relationship or hook-up, for no strings attached sex, where a female is the object of conversation.
It's just a peach affair. I'm not taking her home to meet the parents.
by PeachesRx July 30, 2017
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Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.
Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?
by Woody People November 24, 2021
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One of the most useless departments in the roblox scp genre, while it being a functioning department in the SCP Wiki, on roblox it is the most useless department in the genre due to it's Overseer or the group owner allying and doing their job in groups.
The Administrator: Alright, I'll accept your affiliation
DEA Ambassador: But why?! that's not your job!?
The Administrator: You're the only one in the department since nobody cares about DEA
DEA Ambassador: Because you already do our job for us, instead of the Department Of External Affairs doing it for you.
by Chaos_Insurgent2 December 09, 2022
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