crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.

That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.

After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.

by papawpeepants April 18, 2014

Shithouse

A portable toilet or an old fashioned toilet.

Person 1: “Do you know where there’s somewhere I can have a shit?”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there”

by its-m-80 March 9, 2019

Shithoused

Very drunk/pissed,to the point that you might need to spend the night near the toilet/outhouse or a bucket/bin.

"Wow,Tom was so shithoused the other night he threw up so much."

by Montanagrl5 January 17, 2019

A Shithouse

A waster, a disregarder. Completes any task to 50% of its required state.

A man who seems to care for nothing and no one.

Twon have you picked up the washing?

No, a forgot. I mean I didn’t get time.
What A shithouse you are twon.

by Threepiece March 31, 2021

Shithouse Ministries

The organization responsible for distributing religious tracts in bathroom stalls around the world, with such titles as "What If You Died Today?", "Are You Saved?", etc...

Shithouse Ministries left me a pamphlet to read while I was taking a dump this morning.

by Student of the World January 7, 2021