Cone crashing

The best way of describing how to aggressively ride a guy while he's lying down, letting you do the work.
Heather was so excited that Paul returned from leave that she was cone crashing him all night.

Brandon had to make up an excuse for why he was late, but it was worth it since he finally got Brett to cone crash him before work.
by Cone crasher January 08, 2010
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crash dummy

A foolhardy Shmoo who is gullible enough to allow himself to be easily maneuvered into dangerous situations.
"He agreed when JoJo the crack dealer asked him to hold his stash? What a crash dummy!"
by Wynken July 02, 2013
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Crash Love

(As of March 2010) Latest release by AFI, showing a large progression from the days of hardcore punk, with albums like Very Proud OF Ya and Black Sails In The Sunset, and even a more melodic progression from Decemberunderground.
Davey Havok's genius songwriting carries through, as does his voice, alongside Jade Puget (guitar) Adam Carson (drums) and Hunter Burgan (Bass)
the tracks are:
1: Torch Song
2: Beautiful Thieves
3: End Transmission
4: Too Shy To Scream
5: Veronica Sawyer Smokes
6: Okay, I Feel Better Now
7: Medicate
8: I Am Trying Very Hard To Be Here
9: Sacrilege
10: Darling, I Want To Destroy You
11: Cold Hands
12: It Was Mine
"Did you get Crash Love?"
by themobscene95 March 14, 2010
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Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.
Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.
by Crackattack September 29, 2007
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crash blossoms

(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way
Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms
by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009
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Crashing noise

The sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link.
That crashing noise was the sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link
by branpowerd October 06, 2007
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Gate Crash

To enter a party uninvited - ''crash the party''
Get Smashed Gate Crash >> Hadouken! Lyric.
meaning to crash a party. arrive unvited. get pissed.
by Jake Y June 18, 2008
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