see a man about a horse 

A discreet way to leave the table at a restaurant to go to the restroom; derived from a 1940's black-and-white film (sorry, cannot recall the name) where an actor literally says it as he leaves a table to see a man at another table about a horse.

"Excuse me, I have to see a man about a horse."

see a man about a horse by James Pettit August 29, 2005

Get you a man that can do both 

To be in a relationship when your boyfriend is classy, kind, and deep but thugn it at the same time.

Girl 1: Omg your boyfriend is amazing!
Girl 2: I know, get you a man that can do both.

Get you a man that can do both by CrazyAllCaps December 17, 2017

Just a little monkey in a man's world 

A condescending sentense to describe someone whom is in way over their head, just like a little monkey in the urban city would be

"How was your weekend, Nathaniel? "
"Horrible, on friday I had a violin lesson, but I took the wrong train and ended up in the Bronx"
"oh, so you were just a little monkey in a man's world, ey?"

Just a little monkey in a man's world by Hawkbrah April 30, 2016

give a man a fish 

Give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life

It means that it's better to learn something and have that skill forever rather than being given it and never being able to do it for yourself

Joe: Can you make me one of your cakes?
Lisa: How about I teach you how to make it
Joe: Why bother It'll take longer to make?
Lisa: Give a man a fish

give a man a fish by Quismyk December 31, 2016

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose? by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

see a man about a mule 

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

see a man about a mule by terminator March 10, 2004

mess of a man 

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy

that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man

mess of a man by David Simpson September 29, 2005