fuzzy norseman

When you shave your balls and put the shavings in your roomates axe bodywash.

James shaved his balls in the shower and wondered how to dispose of his clippings. He decided that his roomate would like a fuzzy norseman as he put the clippings his axe bodywash.

by Cptn stabbin December 10, 2010

fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

Fuzzy folk

A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.

I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.

by SedyIsReady October 20, 2018

fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush

I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.

by sicko_bob March 12, 2015

Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.

Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”

by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021

Poot Fuzzy

When you fart so hard out of your ass, that it dislodges hair near your anus. It commonly is related to the jumping fart.

Wow, Johnnie, that man does not have any hair around his booty hole, he must do a lot of poot fuzzy incidents.

I know what you mean, Fred, my mom does not either.

by funkmaster GP September 30, 2009