dilf

Damn I Like to Fuck!!!

by LANE October 26, 2003

dilf

dad i would like to fuck

your dad is a dilf

by lgdancookie April 28, 2009

Dilf

Dad I’d like to fuck. This is when someone’s dad is very good looking and has a very big cock that you want inside of you.

He’s a dilf

by MouldyMashPrince October 18, 2018

DILF

Daughter I'd Like to Fondle

Jeesh Dave your daughter grew up into such a DILF

by Candymushman August 30, 2010

Dilf

A dilf is what Georgenotfound is. A daddy I would like to fuck. An example of this would be the picture of George with a beard.

"Oh dream"
"Yes, daddy George."
"Am I a dilf?"
"Oh come on, of course you are"
*Kisses*

by Gogssss July 5, 2021

DILF

An acronym for "Diplomat I'd Like to F***". A DILF is any man or group of men who are incredibly talented, attractive, care about social, economic, and environmental issues, and have been awarded Diplomatic Status due to their Global Achievements.

They have killer smiles and a childlike joy, but their passion & eloquence when speaking about important global issues is a total panty-dropper. If anyone can change the world, it's them. They also radiate Big Dick Energy. Massive.

Did you see BTS' speech at the United Nations Assembly? They looked so good! Damn, that duality!! I swear to God, they are such DILFS! After seeing them in those suits, my panties can now single-handedly solve California's water crisis!!

by BangtanBaddie.061313 September 20, 2021

DILF

DILF means "Dane I'd Like to Fuck". DILF is used for describing an attractive male Dane. The Dane is hot, sexy and a God in bed. If you have a Danish boyfriend, you can say "Hey DILF" when you want to tell him you want to have sex.

DILF can also mean "Daddy I'd Like to Fuck", "Damn I'd Like to Fuck", "Dick, I'd Like to Fuck" and things like that.

"He is a DILF"
"My boyfriend is a DILF"
"I want to lose my virginity to a DILF"

by Kattegrevlingen May 9, 2019