4chan

Hi! Stay quiet. I’m scared of them. They have powers beyond our understanding. If they find you, they can hack you. Blackmail you. Find you. Give you bad publicity. Oh shit. One’s here. Don’t fuck with the frogs man. Don’t let them find me. I’d suggest this:
Don’t give your opinion.
Don’t defend Tumblr.
Keep your Firewall up.
And for the love of God.
Don’t promise nudes.

Just give in. Be afraid. 4chan will find you.

by Yaboilew April 24, 2020

4chan

A community for people who doesn't have one.

Well, time for 4chan.

by waowaonya August 28, 2021

4chan

reddit for retards and asocial jobless pedos

Have you seen that minor girl we’re actively harassing on 4chan? she’s a real cumslut!

by tropical seahorse June 23, 2020

4chan

The retarded version of reddit.

I wanted to be stupid, so I went on 4chan and trolled so I wouldn't get caught.

by robottron May 30, 2017

4chan

where memers go to die

"you went on 4chan????!!!!"

by intentet August 15, 2018

4chan

Breeding place of chicks with dicks . This is the place where every girl with a recognizable bulge down the underpant was born . Chances are if you visit this place more often then you already are one of them or will be in the near future. There hasn't been a psyop more ingenious than 4chan in teh history of interwebz .

4chan is kind of place where you will be called a retard for questioning a woman's penis .

by Nose of Voldermort December 17, 2018

4chan

Like 8chan, but only half as fucked up.

Wow, 8chan is really fucked up. Do you know something less fucked up?

Yes, 4chan, it's half as fucked up as 8chan.

Thank you.

by LastTryPseudonym April 22, 2019