He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
Get the José Miguel Gomes Borgesmug. When you've been casually seeing someone who thinks the relationship is going somewhere, then after you have smash a few times you break it off
Francois: dude you know that crazy girl I was seeing, I borged her bro.
Desmond: You borged her?! We banging!
Desmond: You borged her?! We banging!
by Cary322 June 1, 2018
Get the Borgedmug. TB12's BORG Is a mixture of the following: bottom shelf rum, Ritalin, Cialis, liquid steroids, Vitamin Water, and Tums.
TB12's BORG will definitely set you up for the WIN, baby! Warning: do NOT consume in the parking lot of the Northernaire Motel. Nobody wants to have to call a BORGulance.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the TB12's BORGmug. Schooly's BORG contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Adderall, Xanax, Restoril, crushed up ephedrine tabs, cannabis powder, and bits of Charms Blow Pop.
Schooly's BORG will absolutely knock your socks off. And …. Then some. The BORG that takes you by surprise.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the Schooly's BORGmug. by Buttfreaktyler January 27, 2025
Get the Borgmug. Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.
IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the Gronk's BORGmug. FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the FM's BORGmug.