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March 23… 

People born on march 23 LIKES MEN but hide it by dating a lot of girls
Friend one: hey it’s march 23…how about that

Jesse: I love you

Friend two: I’m gonna molest you

Big Fella Chris… BFC 

He’s a diamond geezer, a bobby dazzler, a top bloke… expert killer of digital things… wit as sharp as the knife used to cut his arm bobble off… so fun it’ll make you want to shit… has oodles of inner Mugen… is a danger to the older population when donning a swimsuit at the communal pool depends on proximity but lots of high blood pressure and pacemaker malfunctions… natural habitat Quebec party central!

Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).

Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!

Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
I’m going to Big Fella Chris… BFC the shit out of everything 10 on 10…

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A very high level of boredom. Also, how did you even find this?
I’m so bored I’m going to type qqqqzzzzaaaawwwwxxxxsssseeeeccccddddrrrrvvvvffffttttbbbbggggyyyynnnnhhhhuuuummmmjjjjiiii,,,,kkkkoooo….llllpppp.

Baby’s cryin…. 

Is when when meghan gerba also known as gerber BABY, begins bitching about everything. The act of gerber baby bitching is for the baby to be cryin. Commonly used when gerba starts bitching and Dustin wants her to stop. This phrase originally stemming from the whackarnolds episode where Calvin comes home from a hard days work and finds some other mans gloves and proceeds to fight with his girl friend while the baby cries completely ignored by the upset girlfriend. Calvin dryly and aggravated, reminds her- baby’s cryin. Baby’s cryin. So that she will make the baby stop cryin.
“Baby’s cryin…. !” Dustin yelled over her loudly.

The One Piece…

THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
Can we get much higher… (higher)
So high…
Oh oh oh

So high

Oh oh
Person 1: hey wanna know something?
Person 2: what?
Person 1: The One Piece
Person 1: THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
Person 2:THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!

“you could go by mine but…” 

when she says “you could go by mine but…” don’t think about it too much, she wants you to ask her out
what’s my name in your snap?”
“idk” “you could go by mine but…”