2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen 

Well, look where we are now! Did you come from Purgatorium? No? Maybe? Well, this is a remix to you reposted in the wrong neighbourhood. But I want a full version now so bad. But I suck at songwriting. Ask Wilbur for one in the next YLYL. I don't have any money I don't even have a credit card.

Wilbursoot: 2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen.
Nihachu: -_-

2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 please get tommyinnit off my screen by u/welikeReddit1 February 13, 2021

In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)

Slang used on various internet fora which translates to "I will partake in this particular purchasing option and purchase 1"

Internet Deal Website: "Sick awesome deal Alert - 80% off on extra-medium sized shirts - amazing deal!"

Person in comments section: In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)

In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever) by anktaggrwl April 18, 2011

1, 2, 3, FIVE 

when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.

it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
1)
2)
3)
5)
without realising, because she's an idiot :)

an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE

1, 2, 3, FIVE by ShauniTheSerialKilla September 27, 2008

1, 2, and 3 woods 

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

1, 2, and 3 woods by QuacksO October 19, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>.1.2.2.1.7.9.9.3.8.4.1.2.2.1<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>.1.2.2.1.7.9.9.3.8.4.1.2.2.1<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>.1.2.2.1.7.9.9.3.8.4.1.2.2.1<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>.1.2.2.1.7.9.9.3.8.4.1.2.2.1<.7.9.7.6.> by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Describing bodily fluids.

Number 1 is urinate.

Number 2 is defecate.

Number 3 is ejaculate.

Number 4 is diarrhea.

Number 5 is crying.

Number 6 is vomit.

Number 7 is bleeding.

Number 8 is doing two or more at the same time.

The shape of the numbers actually give glue to the action.

I went to the toilet to do number 1 and 2 after I did number 3 with my bestie. After eating some bad fish I had to go do number 4. My stomach was so sore is was 5-ing. The fish made me sick so I 6 so many times that I 7. Next thing I know I’m 8 doing 4, 5 and 6 at the same time. So I did Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 😂

Number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 by Jetson123 December 23, 2025