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nani

**Nani** *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.
the nani why does it exist
by blank123122 March 11, 2024
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Nani D

Scientifically proven that it reduces headaches and period pains for the other significant D
D: Oh I’m in so much pain, my cramps are killing me!

Di: You’ll definitely need some Nani D.
by Ikoo September 30, 2022
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Nani

A synonym for the word what usually said in anime
by Shamara 13$$ September 21, 2020
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Leanne Nani

The best bitch I know, will have your back all day. A ride or die type. She'll love you, more than herself.
Where the fuck is Leanne Nani right now!
by LeannesRock! November 5, 2022
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Nani

Pronoun; Nani?!
It means what in Japanese, weebs say it because they think it’s quirky.

Noun; Nani
It’s a Hawaiian style name, people with this name are typically teased for it on discord
Girl 1: “Would you just shut up about your anime?”

Guy 1: “Nani?!”

Human 1: “Were your parents weebs or is that just your nickname because you say what all the time?”

Nani: “Shut up. Shut the f**k up.”
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Nani

Nani means what in Japanese. It can be used as a joke or a question, depending if they get the joke or not.
Person 001: Nani means what
Person 002: What?

Person 003: Nani means what
Person 004: I know.
by uahgkjiubhakbwijgujkijp4gwe February 1, 2021
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Nani

A word that weebs use, and when something crazy as fuck happens.
Dad that left me for 10 years: Nani! My mother just fucked my brother?!
Me: shut up weeb
by MeltedLava March 2, 2021
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