Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

Golden terd

A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

TERD

A Trans Exclusive Radical Dick.

Arielle Scarcella, JK Rowling, and Vanessa Vokey are TERDs.

by Seya TJP January 26, 2022

TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy

JK is a TERD.

by QueerJoy April 17, 2025

TERD

Trans Exclusionary Racist Dummy

JK is a TERD

by QueerJoy April 17, 2025

TERD

Trump Emotional Response Delirium. When sufferers are confronted with Mr. Trump making one statement immediately followed by a contradictory statement, they become flushed in the face, insisting both statements are true.

He has a bad case of TERD. He believes everything Trump says, even if Trump immediately says the opposite in the same speech. .

by VERITAS HONORUS June 10, 2025

Terd

A ship name for turd and beard. This term is usually describes someone with and nasty beard

“Yo man, that man over there have a large terd.”

by TheBigNugget July 17, 2019