popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

snig-snog with my nig-nog

having a sniggle (cigarette) with a friend.

"Man, work sucked balls today. I could really go for a snig-snog with my nig-nog."

by Don Perrion June 29, 2009

you wastin; my free txts

when someone sends a short word txt to you even though u have free txt

sent: im sorry i cnt go out 2day i have 2 work

recieved: o

sent: ugh you wastin; my free txts wit that shit

by d.r.a.e. March 4, 2009

Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.

I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015

B ballin' with my home boys

What you say when you are black and are going to play basketball with your niggas.

I'll be home for dinner later, but right now I am going to be B ballin' with my home boys.

by SPELL ICUP NIBBA March 28, 2017