Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.
My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.
by Heytrep August 2, 2019
Get the Wood Boogermug. the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.
by harry the jizermy azabajarney June 2, 2009
Get the Jizermey Woodmug. Used by Suburbians of Chicago to refer to the near west surburb(s) of Maywood and/or Bellwood Illinois. Also used in an ironic attempt to try and put on for they city to gain street credit and give the suburb(s) a harder-core image. Murder Woods is known for their increasing crime rate which includes, but is not limited to terrorism, gang activity, drug trafficking, rape, arson, treason, burglary, kidnapping, robbery, and of course Murder (hence the name Murder Woods). Not to be mistaken for or used interchangeable with Chiraq.
Girl: Ay boy, where you stay at?
Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!
Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!
Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
by Shavonm M Q July 26, 2012
Get the Murder Woodsmug. Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?
Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.
by broski16 March 17, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods Diseasemug. Person 1- Dude, Tom totally got a wood shampoo from Tres!
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
Person 2- Well, he had to earn that trust somehow
by stuckatKAF April 25, 2010
Get the wood shampoomug. a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."
Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!
by caramelthinker December 14, 2009
Get the tiger woods sadmug. The mental idea or feeling that things are going so well, that you deserve or believe can get away with anything, and that there is no way things can possibly go wrong. Ironically this usually leads to a huge downfall, that is most likely caused by a woman.
Man 1: "I can't believe what happened to him"
Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"
Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
Man 2: "Yea he had everything he could ever want then he messed it up over a female"
Man 1: "Thats the Tiger Woods Complex for ya"
by VennMC July 19, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods Complexmug.