turd burger

Nickname for the Buffalo Sabres' yellow alternate jerseys.

"It’s a third jersey. If it’s a turd burger I’ll have to put it on a bun and eat it. It’s the way it is."

by tjd92295 November 24, 2013

turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

ra-turd

its a combination of a ''ratard'' from the movie hangover and a combination of a turd.

ra-tard tard ratard ra-turd

by Roach Torres March 15, 2010

Razzle Turd

A chewed combination of every razzle flavor that creates one brown piece that looks like a turd from a small animal.

Mike-Hey dude you got razzles?

Joe-Yeah why?

Mike-Lets make a bunch of razzle turds and put them on that old lady's porch.

by Killzark May 11, 2009

Turd Sock

Someone who is worth almost as much as a steaming poo inside of a dirty sock.

God Johnny, you're such a turd sock!

by MafiaMan979 June 10, 2009

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021