captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided

Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool

by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011

Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 15, 2008

captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.

Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.

by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017