Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

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Tigers

In Bangladesh, the cricketers are widely known by the adjective “Tigers”. However, today, 03 August 2024 (Bangladeshis, read 34 July, 2024) the title is historically being transferred to the brave-heart students of Bangladesh. They have been fighting and dying for reforming quota system, and now for their lives in the streets of Bangladesh. Justice will prevail, human rights will be restored! Go “Tigers”.

Bangladeshi students are the tigers, not the cricketers anymore!

by Delulu must go away August 3, 2024

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Tiger Blood

A feline bloodstream. Permits you to OD on drugs or just take shitloads and survive. See Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen: IM BI-WINNING AND I HAVE TIGER BLOOD!!

by Your Mother 69 March 30, 2011

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tiger

When you tan fully naked with a flaccid penis, later you become erect and the skin that was not exposed in the tanning bed becomes exposed, this allows for the penis to have both tan and untanned characteristics, hence the name the tiger

Dude, my girlfriend R-nut loves my tiger

by H-Nut March 10, 2008

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