commander of all clits

To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other

Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.

by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014

All Kinds of Twelve

A strong determination towards a goal born as a product of overconsumption of alcohol. The term is derived from the phrase "twelve ways to Sunday."

I wanted to bang her all kinds of twelve.

by cullen4540 March 30, 2009

open all the windows

A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.

"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."

"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

Bitch-of-all-trades

When a person assumes they rank higher on all personal, professional, and social levels of "perfection" that no matter what you have said, done, or experienced, they will always tell you how they have said, done, or experienced it better or more significantly than you have. A Bitch-of-all-trades can easily be identified with responses that begin with "Well, no..." followed by their statement of superiority.

"I was telling Sharon how difficult giving birth to my child was and how I was in labor for 53 hours. But, being the bitch-of-all-trades that she is, she had to one up me by saying "Well, no...I was in labor for 54 hours and my child had to go to the intensive care unit at UCLA."

by RXqueenRN September 25, 2011

Abolish all nicks

A great way of getting rid of all nicks because I hate them all (: mainly aimed at the people at my school who are trumpers and are part of “the boys 😈💯🥶.” I literally despise all nicks. I can’t handle it anymore

Friend 1: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Friend 2: abolish all nicks! abolish all nicks!
Nick: what no!
Everyone: ÿ ë ś

by HHEHEHEHEHEHE January 4, 2021

nerd all over

To get very (nerdily) excited about a product, event, or person.

When I saw the trailer for that video game, I proceeded to nerd all over it.

by mkablam July 25, 2011

Haagen all the Dazs

The act of unfairly monopolizing an activity, especially a rotation-based periodically individual activity such as eating ice cream.

Dude, you're like a black hole. Every time the ice cream gets to you, it just stops. Quit Haagen all the Dazs! Step your game up, Bro!

by Stur-DP July 2, 2011