Door Cake

Office Door Cake (Dor-keik);

The kind of cake that gets smashed all over your shirt after a co-worker opens the door too quickly from the other side. Generally happens when cake is served due to office birthdays.

Co-worker #1: What do you think of the new guy?
Co-worker #2: That asshole office door caked me the other day and ruined my shirt. I hate him.

by flunflinflas July 28, 2014

cake slice

Female gender equivalent of home slice.

Yo cake slice! How you doing today?

by ladyJ52 May 20, 2010

Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

by DJ BJ no 1 April 04, 2010

Triple cake

When you get cake, sex, and nudes

Damn Trevor got triple cake from Taysha last night

by Tdawg_miller April 07, 2017

cake cheesewell

Absolute unit, steals all the birds, beats ninja in all the 1v1s

Cake cheesewell is sneaky

by Cake cheesewells best m8 June 03, 2018

Diner Cake

A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.

"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"

by lastxmas January 19, 2009

Slayer Cake

When you fill a toilet half full with bloody diarrhea.

My doctor says that it's not healthy to slayer cake every morning.

by mrshankoknahsrmrshankoknahsrm September 12, 2011