Zombie

that one dude who likes to eat guys
by GayLordNelson69 February 06, 2019
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Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.
Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.
by Flatteryj March 27, 2010
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Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.
Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"
by ThisB April 27, 2018
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That zombie got dipped in my water. I got extra skin cells.
by lolitsraquel June 16, 2021
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A dead, hungry cannibal that has forgot how to die.
This one zombie tried to bite me. So i shot him.
by fixo March 06, 2019
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A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.

A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
by LexiLove<333 May 05, 2011
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