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your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
mugGet the your mummug.

Ur mum

Ur mum is ugly 😃👍❤️
Ur mum is ugly 🥰
by spacelings September 11, 2020
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Your mum

A very kind a genourous person who will help anyone or anything in need. Just kidding she’s a slag
by Dislocatedpussyhole December 22, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ya Mum

what kids scream after you insult them
"Your face is ugly." "YA MUM!!!!!!!!!!"
by datreelmavp November 30, 2017
mugGet the Ya Mummug.

Your Mum

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok
by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022
mugGet the Your Mummug.

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
mugGet the Mum textmug.

Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy
Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up
by FuckingSket69 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Mums Phonemug.

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