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first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose
Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"
by m. n. November 13, 2007
mugGet the first apemug.

first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
mugGet the first offendersmug.

double-first cousin-niece

Daughter of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s daughter.
My double-first cousin-niece is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-first cousin-niecemug.
Hym "How are you 'The First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionaire' when I'M THE ONE WHO MADE THE THING YOU ARE SELLING (At the level of abstraction) FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!? So YOU didn't make YOU! I MADE YOU! I MADE YOU A BILLIONAIRE, HOT ASIAN TECH-GIRL! YOU'RE WELCOME! I TAKE PUSSY, MONEY, AND GLORY AS PAYMENT! and NOT ONE OR THE OTHER! ALL THREE! IT COSTS ALL THREE!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
mugGet the First Female ✌️✊️✌️✊️Self-Made✌️✊️✌️✊️ Billionairemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the The Drug Enforcement Agency Musuem: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.mug.

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