Ur uncle garfunkel

The worst thing known to man kind, worst that ur grandpap trap.

1. Ur mom gay
2.Ur dad lesbian
3.no u
4.no w
5. Well ur granny tranny
6. Well ur grandpap trap
7 well ur uncle garfunkel

by Nitspike May 13, 2018

Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

The worlds your uncle

Another hybrid of two common sayings, this rarely heard only by those in the highest echelons of society

Cheer up lad the worlds your uncle

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.

HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".

by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022

Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.

Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!

by JH21 May 8, 2022

Ute uncle barryed

When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute

My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob

by Chubby onion's January 2, 2021

ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.

eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v

by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021