California day

A day where you act like a movie star or famous person, the way people from California do, at least that is the way ignant people think they act all the time.
When you hand the cashier the money, you do it cool, like it was a California day.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
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California recovery

Enjoying only the substances which are legal in California such as weed and alcohol.
I no longer smoke meth. I'm now in California Recovery!
by Rebel F. Lawless May 10, 2022
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california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish
That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo
by Undiedstick June 14, 2017
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california cuisine

California cuisine is a gourmet style of fusion cuisine that comes only from California. It uses local, freshly prepared organic ingredients and has a strong emphasis on presentation. It is often made to look like art, such as being highly decorated and served in small portions. It has also become known as favored food of the wealthy because it’s served at restaurants and dinner party’s through-out Beverly Hills and upper class areas. It is often served with Napa Valley and CA regional wines. One good example of California cuisine are the offerings of Wolfgang Puck. Popular places for Angelinos to shop for their ingredients are the “Farmer’s Market” on 3rd and Fairfax in Hollywood and “Whole Foods Markets”
by Pretentious Snob 90210 January 10, 2014
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california reaper whole

Its when Jesse Romo and Cody Sanchez fist a girl/Guy and leaves them bleeding and the buttwhole gets 5 inches wider.
My mom said Jesse And Cody gave her a California reaper whole
by All hail our lord and savior h February 20, 2016
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California Necktie

When your friend puts his dick over your shoulder and you wear it like a necktie.
My buddy Tim gave me a California Necktie while I wasn't looking.
by Yankees10407 April 15, 2017
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