Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 30, 2020

Bumped a Dumpster

The phrase used to describe having intercourse with an ugly partner.

Last night was rough, after I woke up I realized I bumped a dumpster.

by jimmydeaneggs August 17, 2020

Goose bumps

Little raised bumps on your skin to indicate cold or fear. A.K.A skin boners

Ryan: Hey biff, it looks like you're cold.
Biff: How can you tell?
Ryan: You've got skin boners.
Biff: You mean goose bumps?!

by Jasmine9292 October 22, 2019

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

speed bump

The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.

Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"

Dude "......"

by bb101214 July 22, 2010

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

Speed Bump

A person who has a reputation for having one night stands with everyone in the area, and none of them enjoyed the experience.

“Be careful bro that girl is the town speed bump everybody’s hit it, but no one’s happy about it.”

by ThrillistV February 20, 2023