Bitchy Beaver

A girl (usually in school) who has her front teeth sticking out. Most Bitchy Beavers are pick-me 's and think they're hot stuff (they really aren't)

Normal Girl: Omg! I'm nervous to see my grades!
BB: Ermmm my grades are SO good like, I literally have like, all A+'s and I'm SMART AS HELL.
Normal girl: uhh okay?

*They check their grades*
Beaver's grades:
D
C
D
C
and on and on lmao
Normal Girl's grades:
*average*

~~~~~~~~Example 2~~~~~~~
BB: umm are you joining the insert school sport for girls team?
Normal Girl: Yeah why?
BB: *GASPS DRAMATICALLY AND SAYS SOMETHING IN THE LINES OF "UMM BECAUSE IM JOINING AND IM SO FRICKING FABULOUS"*
Normal Girl: ...

*During a game*
BB: *is the worst player in the friking team* Umm sorry, that was like so accidental
The rest of the team:....
BB: *has to sit out due to foul/swapping people*
BB: *YELLS COME ON GUYS IN THE "IM THE FRIKIN BEST EVER SO YOU PEASENTS MAY SCAR AWAY* TONE*
The rest of the team: *in mind* ugh so annoying you're not even the best

IF YOU'RE A BITCHY BEAVER, PLEASE STOP! You're not cool at all, even if you think you are.

by Shaomiaome October 19, 2024

beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.

Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*

by Sage48568865333 August 8, 2024

An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

1- a distraction
2- the feeling you get when you really need to take a shit

1- uh, HEY look! An Overwhelming Number Of Beavers

2- Let me in before I let out An overwhelming Amount Of Beavers, and you're gonna be the one cleaning it up.

by icecreamsometimesisn'tenough September 18, 2016

Beaver Glaze

Shiny, slick mucous residue left behind from a woman's orgasm.

I was beaver glazed by her WAP!

by Matdakis September 16, 2025

Beaver

Beaver is a good and loyal friend. He is kind. Asks how his friend are and comforts them if they are sad. He rather wants others opinion on something than his. If you’re friends with him, keep him. You’ll never know if your friendship can last a lifetime! And also, he’s single can be a really good boyfriend if you what I’m saying 😉

Boy 1: Are you friends with Beaver?
Boy 2: Yup! He’s good. Wanna meet him?

by beber November 23, 2021

Justin beaver

Someone who is really annoying

OMG she is so much justin beaver

by I LIKE TO SCREAM July 7, 2017

Beaver Trap

In the mobile game of Evil Apples (Cards against Humanity) when a player (usually male) adds another player (usually female) as a friend, then invites them to a game and nobody else, just to chat with no intention of actually playing the game but to sext or either exchange snapchat info.

Said act of ONLY inviting one person to a game lobby to chat, is called a Beaver Trap.

The Term was invented by a legendary EA player named "Hessa" and marketed, propagated to a wider audience by Dr. Delicious in the Evil Apples community.

Renee - Did you hear? Farthammer beaver trapped Brittany!
Chelsea - Omg what a creep!

(In the game)
Ryan - Hey, ur sexy
Bella (victim) - Are you going to start the game or is this a beaver trap?

by Ni👓aTron November 24, 2024