wet bread pussy

Pussy so unpleasurable and no warm sensation to the extent, you’d rather be jerking off, that you’ll never cum.

The sex was so awful I got up and left after I felt that wet bread pussy!

by glennward9184 August 27, 2020

Condensed milk and bread

Is not a thing and will never be a thing. Cause it’s fucking stupid.

Condensed milk and bread: The act of taking a slice of bread and putting it in condensed milk.

-“Hey Greg, you want some bread and condensed milk?”
-“no, that’s not a real fucking thing”

by Sheblumie March 28, 2022

Spread Yo Bread

1. Gifting of money to a person who has never had much to begin with.

2. Giving something of great importance to a person who is of great need of it.

3. Sharing with others.

Man says, "I ain't got no money! Spread Yo Bread and give a brother a dollar or two."

Woman responds, "Spread yo Bread homeboy, I ain't got no more child support money and the state took away MY Medicaid, Food Stamps, and Housing Support!"

by BMaxFacts July 22, 2011

bread on a stick

when you put a plastic knife on a piece of bread. preferable in the middle.

"are you gonna use that knife"
"yeah man im making bread on a stick. then im gonna dip ketchup in it"

by breadonastickperson October 18, 2009

Panera Bread Hoe

A white girl who orders broccoli cheddar soup and sucks dick for gift cards.

“Aye bruh look at that girl over there.”
“Oh Sydney? She’s just a Panera Bread hoe.”

by Jeri Taylor February 10, 2019

white bread name

A name describing anyone of Aryan descent or of unnaturally pale skin.

Matthew Murphy has a white bread name.

by Immigrants in my vagina. January 21, 2011

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011