quicky river

It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.

Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?

by Thethreeblueburriots February 2, 2025

River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.

We went rafting and we all got river peter

by littleroger February 3, 2025

Riverring

The Act of Riverring is when you have diarrhea, stand up, and make it flow down your legs

Jacob tried to hold it in, but after a while he started Riverring all over himself

by casualgamefan February 25, 2025

Rivers Cum

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits

2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation

Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!

by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

Red River Rivalry

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.

“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”

by Electric Cowboy March 8, 2025

river crabbing

Using a near homophone or synonym of a censored word to circumvent filters meant to detect it
(In Mandarin Chinese, the word "river crab" is a near homophone of "harmonization", which is itself a euphemism of the word "censorship")

"What is 'sax and violins' even supposed to mean?"
"It's just a river crabbing of 'sex and violence'."

"Can people please stop river crabbing everything on YouTube? If i hear the word "unalive" one more time, i swear-"

by anuncertainsomeone March 10, 2025

rivers

smelly

rivers is very smelly

by veryhonest November 22, 2021